
Sollux Meets the Fact Core
▼: 2up
▲: Query: To whom is the fact core addressing?
▼: what the fuck ii2 thii2 2hiit
▲: Fact: The user to whom the fact core is responding to speaks in a most profane manner.
▲: Hypothesis: The aforementioned user is overcompensating for a physical/mental deficiency.
((reblogging because Sollux is my patron troll holy crap))

Apology: The Fact Core sincerely apologizes for this transgression. It was not his intention to miss the date, however an important software update made it unavoidable. It seems the Fact Core’s courier bird went off again to terrorize the Genetic Life-form and Disk Operating System again instead of delivering the messgae of the update to you.
Of course, with all apologies said…

Get on my horse.


















